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My kid and I got lice a while back. God only knows where she picked it up because she’s not in daycare, but whatever. So I did about 17 loads of hot laundry, bagged up some toys and couch cushions … Continue reading →

No, I’m not a Bieber fan, though I can guarantee if I was 20 years younger I’d be all over that. Really, I think more people should say never more often. You know, have some tenacity about things. If you say … Continue reading →

My sister and I often say that our hands are 20 years our senior. Like, if someone just saw our hands and not the rest of our bodies they might presume us middle-aged. Both of us suffered from eczema off and … Continue reading →

The following hypothesis might explain why an employee at a bathing suit store recently asked me, as I was perusing a rack of bathing suits, if I was shopping for a bathing suit. I have mentioned before that I got … Continue reading →

There is a new sign above the toilet in the women’s washroom at my work that reads “Please DO NOT dispose of your feminine napkins in the toilet. Use the garbage receptacle.” I know why this sign was made. On … Continue reading →