Monthly Archives: December 2009
Breastfeeding Can Suck
I have to get something off my chest, so to speak. When I was pregnant, I read everything I could about pregnancy and child development. I am one of those people who does my research. So it surprised – no, … Continue reading
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I Have Stretch Marks
They’re as a result of pregnancy. A pregnancy where I grew so far out front that my skin hurt. You know how Kate Gosselin had to put Vaseline on her belly when she was expecting the sextuplets because of stretch-induced … Continue reading
Danish People Are Rude
I know a thing or two about rudeness because a) I grew up with a Danish parent and b) I lived among Danes in the fatherland. You might be thinking, how could I defame my own kind? Of all the … Continue reading
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I’m Sick Of Toxins
I admit I’m one of those people who obsesses over things that can harm you. I’ve always been like this and I don’t like it. I don’t like constantly thinking about what I’m putting on, in or around me and … Continue reading
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My Cat Bugs Me
I used to love her. I do love her. I love her sometimes…most of the time… My friend and I bought her together when we were roommates. We noticed right away that this excitable, furry ball was quite different from … Continue reading
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Our House Is Bland
My husband and I have only ever bought two things together that are nice and costly. Those are the couch (a ten-footer!) and the plasma TV. He didn’t have anything before I met him, and I only had hand-me-downs. Like, … Continue reading
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